Being too nice makes people uncomfortable. LOL
I told ya that I got my belly-dancing costume on Friday from L-rose Designs, and the skirt wasn't finished, and had something spilled on it. I wasn't upset about this at all - everything else was so perfect, and the lady was always so nice when I made my order - I was just like 'Well, things like this happen.' The top couldn't have been better! I told her how I was built on the phone, and she got it right. I am really big busted, but more than that - I have a very broad chest, so that the big bust doesn't even get me any cleavage - and I have very broad shoulders. Basically, built like a linebacker. I used to dream of a job with the Packers. LOL I was pretty worried about this half top thing fitting me right, but it does!
I called her yesterday morning about the skirt. I called for advise in putting the elastic in, and getting the spots out, and was hoping she'd give me a partial credit on the skirt on my account for the next time that I order.
"Hi, I got my order on Friday, and I just wanted to tell you that everything couldn't have fit better!"
"Oh, good"
"I just wanted to ask you - UHM, did you mean to send the skirt unfinished?"
"What do you mean, it's unfinished?"
"Welll, there's no elastic or anything in it, and it has rough edges all over"
*pause*
"There's no elastic in it?"
"Nuh uh"
"Oh my! That's not normally how we send them!"
"Yeah, i know. I opened it up, and was like 'what am I supposed to do with this?' so i called my instructor, and she told me that they normally have elastic." *laugh*
Her *Nervous laugh*
Her "Well, do you want to send it back to me?"
"No, I don't really have time. I need to perform in it on Sunday. It's OK though, my mom got some elastic, and she's going to put it in - i just wanted to know if you had any tips or any special instructions?"
"Well, you just fold that top part over and make a casing for the elastic - are you sure you don't want to send it back?"
"No, that's OK - my mom will put it in."
"I'm going to credit your credit card 20 dollars right now!"
"Oh, OK...
...And I wanted to ask you..."
"Yeah?"
"There's some spots on it, and I'm not sure what they are... they kind of look like coffee or hot chocolate maybe, and they're kind of crunchy.. can I wash those out? I've never had any satin before, and i don't want to ruin it."
*stammering* "Well, yeah - you can spot wash it."
"Weeellll - not really, it's bigger than that. Can I like, submerge it in water?"
Now, you can hear the utter terror in her voice!
"Uhm, yeah - it can be washed. You'll have to press it. Yeah, it's polyester, it can be washed and pressed. That's OK. I'm going to talk to my girls about this!"
"Oh good - i can wash it. That's good."
"I'm going to credit your card 20 dollars."
"OK, thanks a lot! I just didn't want to do anything to it, until i talked to you, because I didn't want to ruin it, and be completely stuck with it. You know?"
"yeah"
The woman was completely mortified...
Her again, "I just want to make sure that you know that we don't normally send things out like this."
"Oh! i know it! You came highly recommended by a lot of people!"
"I'm going to credit your card 20 dollars."
Brian and I were joking after that, while I was putting it in the washer in the "hand wash cycle", that I should have fucked with her...
"And I picked up some fabreeze for the pot smell all over it - do you think that will damage the color at all?" LOL
"One of these stains is in the shape of a penis - and one smells like bourbon. Do you suppose that'll come out in the wash?"
So, then I had it in the washer, and she called me back...
"I don't want you or your mom to have to do any work on that thing - I'm going to send you another one today, and you'll get it in time!"
Now it was my turn to be mortified - I had just put it in the washer, and if I send it back, she'll think that I was lying about the big spots on it.
"*Pause* Oh, OK... Do you want me to send this one back?"
"No, that's OK. I don't want you to do any extra work for this. I'll just send you one."
Whew.
LOL







